Well you found us, how we have no idea.

For you, O lucky traveller, are two chapters from the soon-to-be published Rogues’ Guide to Europe: Virgin Edition.

What the heck we may throw in a few other chapters too, you look like a good person. And we are desperate for affection—oh so desperate. In these chapters you will find interesting tidbits of information, such as how to find cheap airfare, how to choose a compatible travelling companion and how to make out with lots of Europeans.

You will not find any flowery descriptions of the beauty of the Tuscan countryside, or restaurant reviews, or even telephone listings for accommodations. You can get that anywhere. Instead, you can partake in our slanted view of European budget travel—binge drinking, drug smuggling, and one night stands.

Enjoy.

The Rogues